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понеделник, 23 юни 2008 г.

yana`s postulates of love


If you are in love with the perfect man but he is not in love with you, it doesn`t make him less perfect!!!



If someone tells you that this man is not good for you and you will split up by the end of october, don`t trust this person! You will split up when you decide to!



Don`t think that you know what will happen with you both! Things always turn out in a different way!!!



Don`t push the love!!! It`s growing up slowly!!! Sometimes very slowly...


Love is painful! If it doesn`t hurt- it`s not love! It`s just sex for fun! If it`s just sex for fun- you don`t need love at all! If you don`t need sex to love- this is love! What`s the conclusion- if you don`t do sex and it hurts- you are a very stupid person:):):) Like me!!! Welcome to the club!


If the sound and smell coming from the bathroom are admissible for you- ask him directly to marry you!!!


Let him go! At least once! You absolutely have to !!!


If you feel better when he goes out instead of coming home-:(:(:(- it`s over!!! It has to be over!


If you don`t mind to kiss and suck him even before bathroom- you are in love! Or maybe you are a porn actress...


The best smell from a human body comes from the top end of the fore-arm! Especially if it`s burnt by sun! Try yourself. Than try him. It will freak you out if this very person is genetical right for you! Trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!! It`s a pure science!!! And I know who smells the best way ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally if you are in love, I`m sorry about you... And I do understand you;)


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